killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

hebihimehancock:

when youre drawing and something is wrong but you cant figure out what it is

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sixtyforty:

i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future

fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent

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unfreezes:

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

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