to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators
Thats only 42
wow you must be fun at parties
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me