verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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ANOTHER DAY
ANOTHER SLAY

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

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effington:

I was taking a pano of the sky and he ran around me

effington:

I was taking a pano of the sky and he ran around me

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kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

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virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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THEME BY CYBERSITY