to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

badgerbutts:

cee-net:

batteryliquor:

my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators

Thats only 42 

wow you must be fun at parties

(Source: acedick)

dangruchys:

when theres no fic for your otp

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married